世界最强的中英文翻译～给大爷笑一个

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1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3.you don"t bird me,I don"t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5.hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home 有事起奏,无事退朝
6.you me you me 彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop 你给我站住!
8.know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知...
9.watch sister表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse"son can make hole!!        龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过
15.小明:I am sorry!        老外:I am sorry too!
　小明:I am sorry three!  老外:What are you sorry for?
    小明:I am sorry five!
16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.  我叫李老大,今年25。
18.you have two down 你有两下

梦幻天使

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梦幻天使 发表于 2015-5-27 13:12

开心就好。

梦幻天使

聪明糊涂心 发表于 2015-5-27 13:57
开心就好。

顿时下午不困了

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梦幻天使 发表于 2015-5-27 15:39
顿时下午不困了

很搞笑~

清风拂面

哈哈

山水间

有意思

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山水间 发表于 2015-5-27 20:59
有意思

给大爷笑一个

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清风拂面 发表于 2015-5-27 17:35
哈哈

开心吧

山水间

聪明糊涂心 发表于 2015-5-27 21:07
给大爷笑一个

我只卖艺，谢谢。